A Special Place
There is a special place in the inferno
for those who design online forms.
The single mother whose public terminal shut down,
just as she finished her employment application,
will dance on your fingers as you dangle from a cliff,
from which you never fall.
If you designed a phone system
to intentionally prevent the caller
from reaching a live operator,
you will forever push buttons
that lead nowhere.
If you have lost
your travel visa for heaven,
please press three.
If you would like credit
for time spent in purgatory,
please press four.
Your call is very important to us.
Please be patient.
All demons are busily assisting
Other Inferno Bound customers.
There is a special place in the inferno
for those who design online forms.
The single mother whose public terminal shut down,
just as she finished her employment application,
will dance on your fingers as you dangle from a cliff,
from which you never fall.
If you designed a phone system
to intentionally prevent the caller
from reaching a live operator,
you will forever push buttons
that lead nowhere.
If you have lost
your travel visa for heaven,
please press three.
If you would like credit
for time spent in purgatory,
please press four.
Your call is very important to us.
Please be patient.
All demons are busily assisting
Other Inferno Bound customers.
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